function rand_bit()
{
var rand_bits = new Array(
"The Bewilderingly Irregular <i>Tiny Horsey.</i> Communing with the Infinite in all weathers.",
"The Bewilderingly Irregular <i>Tiny Horsey.</i> Taking 'inscrutable' as a compliment.",
"The Bewilderingly Irregular <i>Tiny Horsey.</i> Have you seen my monkey butler?",

"The Bewilderingly Irregular <i>Tiny Horsey.</i> One day, all this will be nowt but fields."
, 

"The Bewilderingly Irregular <i>Tiny Horsey.</i> Mysterious. Unknowable. Peckish.", "The Bewilderingly Irregular <i>Tiny Horsey.</i> BEEP BEEP BEEP.", "The Bewilderingly Irregular <i>Tiny Horsey.</i> Is it me or does this bit keep changing?", "The Bewilderingly Irregular <i>Tiny Horsey.</i> You don't have to be mad to work here but I am.", 

"The Bewilderingly Irregular <i>Tiny Horsey.</i> Knowing my luck I'll aiiieeee...", "The Bewilderingly Irregular <i>Tiny Horsey.</i> It's bewilderingly irregular.");
document.writeln(rand_bits[Math.round(Math.random() * rand_bits.length - 0.5)]);
}